Immature? Maybe….
Here’s fifteen of our favourites.
1. "Sir Leicester leans back in his chair, and breathlessly ejaculates, "Good heaven!" - Charles Dickens (BLEAK HOUSE)
2. "His landlady came to the door, loosely wrapped in dressing-gown and shawl; her husband followed ejaculating.” - HG Wells (WAR OF THE WORLDS)
3. "Bag end is a queer place, and its folks are even queerer" - JRR Tolkien (THE LORD OF THE RINGS)
4. “Well,” said the duchess, “Apart from your balls, can’t I be of any use to you?” - Marcel Proust (CITIES OF THE PLAIN)
5. "... it's my own particular, one and only, four-starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies." - Agatha Christie (A MURDER IS ANNOUNCED)
6. "Holding his candle so that he could read the coffin plates, and so holding it that the sperm dropped in white patches which congealed as they touched the metal" - Bram Stoker (DRACULA)
7. “Look, Father.Dick is big.Sally is little.Big, big Dick." - Puffin Young Readers (DICK AND JANE: WE LOOK)
8. "Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.” - Herman Melville (MOBY DICK)
9. "There's not a knob on thee." - Frances Hodgson Burnett (THE SECRET GARDEN)
10. "Mrs Glegg had doubtless the glossiest and crispest brown curls in her drawers, as well as curls in various degrees of fuzzy laxness." - George Eliot (THE MILL ON THE FLOSS)
11. "They had proceeded thus gropingly two or three miles further when on a sudden Clare became conscious of some vast erection close in his front, rising sheer from the grass. They had almost struck themselves against it." - Thomas Hardy (TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES)
12. “You think me a queer fellow already. It's not easy to tell you how I feel, not easy for so queer a fellow as I to tell you in how many ways he's queer." - Henry James (PASSIONATE PILGRIM)
13. "Such was Catherine Morland at ten. At fifteen, appearances were mending; she began to curl her hair and long for balls" - Jane Austen (NORTHANGAR ABBEY)
14. “She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new defined existence.” - Charles Dickens (MARTIN CHUZZLEWIT)
15. "The organ 'gins to swell; she's coming, she's coming! My lady comes at last." - W.M. Thackeray (AT THE CHURCH GATE)
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