Saturday, 17 March 2018

32 Irish Novels to read before you die 

As this is St Patrick’s Day, the international day to be, or at least aspire to be Irish, we thought it was time to play the green card. Choosing ten Irish books to read before you die was impossible.  Even twenty was too difficult.

So we chose thirty two Irish Novels you should read before you die, one for every county in Ireland.  Obviously there are notable exclusions.  We set a few ground rules.  An author could only feature on the list once.  We are only listing novels so unfortunately the great short story collections of William Trevor, Kevin Barry, Claire Keegan and Blindboy Boatclub are excluded.  Also no poets, so no room for Yeats or Heaney.

So here is our list in no particular order…

1. THE THIRD POLICEMAN (Flann O' Brien)
2. ULYSSES (James Joyce)
3. THE COUNTRY GIRLS (Edna O' Brien)
4. THE COMMITMENTS (Roddy Doyle)
5. FOSTER (Claire Keegan)
6. THE BUTCHER BOY (Patrick McCabe)
7. ROOM (Emma O' Donoghue)
8. DRACULA (Bram Stoker)
9. GULLIVERS TRAVELS (Jonathan Swift)

10. ASKING FOR IT (Louise O' Neill)
11. THE BOARDING HOUSE (William Trevor)
12. SCRUMPET CITY (James Plunkett)
13. THE SPINNING HEART (Donal Ryan)
14. THE GATHERING (Anne Enright)
15. CITY OF BOHANE (Kevin Barry)
16. BROOKYLN (Colm Toibin)
17. TARRY FLYNN (Patrick Kavanagh)
18. THE PICTURE OF DORIAN GRAY (Oscar Wilde)

19. THE SEA (John Banville)
20. HOW MANY MILES TO BABYLON (Jennifer Johnston)
21. STAR OF THE SEA (Joseph O' Connor)
22. THE GLORIOUS HERESIES (Lisa McInerney)
23. AMONGST WOMEN (John McGahern)
24. TRISTRAM SHANDY (Lawrence Sterne)
25. THE SECRET SCRIPTURE (Sebastian Barry)
26. BORSTAL BOY (Brendan Behan)

27. THE GUARDS (Ken Bruen)
28. SEEK THE FAIR LAND (Walter Macken)
29. TRANSATLANTIC (Colum McCann)
30. THE NICE AND THE GOOD (Iris Murdock)
31. MR GILHOOLEY (Liam O' Flaherty)
32. SHIP OF DREAMS (Martina Devlin)

What do you think of our list? Post your own favourites or outrageous absentees in the comments section.

Monday, 12 March 2018

The 15 unintentionally funniest lines in Literature 

Maybe we’re a bit immature over at Red Books, but nothing amuses us more than a totally unintentional double entendre in an otherwise morally correct novel.  When we read lines like, “George was fond of peeking in windows,” from James Marshalls children's book, George and Martha, it makes our day.

Immature? Maybe….

Here’s fifteen of our favourites.

1. "Sir Leicester leans back in his chair, and breathlessly ejaculates, "Good heaven!"  - Charles Dickens (BLEAK HOUSE)

2. "His landlady came to the door, loosely wrapped in dressing-gown and shawl; her husband followed ejaculating.”  - HG Wells (WAR OF THE WORLDS)
3. "Bag end is a queer place, and its folks are even queerer"  - JRR Tolkien (THE LORD OF THE RINGS)

4. Well,” said the duchess, “Apart from your balls, can’t I be of any use to you?”  - Marcel Proust (CITIES OF THE PLAIN)
5. "... it's my own particular, one and only, four-starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies."  - Agatha Christie (A MURDER IS ANNOUNCED)

6. "Holding his candle so that he could read the coffin plates, and so holding it that the sperm dropped in white patches which congealed as they touched the metal"  - Bram Stoker (DRACULA)
7. “Look, Father.Dick is big.Sally is little.Big, big Dick."  - Puffin Young Readers (DICK AND JANE: WE LOOK)
8. "Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.”  - Herman Melville (MOBY DICK)

9. "There's not a knob on thee."  - Frances Hodgson Burnett (THE SECRET GARDEN)
10. "Mrs Glegg had doubtless the glossiest and crispest brown curls in her drawers, as well as curls in various degrees of fuzzy laxness."  - George Eliot (THE MILL ON THE FLOSS)
11. "They had proceeded thus gropingly two or three miles further when on a sudden Clare became conscious of some vast erection close in his front, rising sheer from the grass. They had almost struck themselves against it."  - Thomas Hardy (TESS OF THE D'URBERVILLES)
12. “You think me a queer fellow already. It's not easy to tell you how I feel, not easy for so queer a fellow as I to tell you in how many ways he's queer."  - Henry James (PASSIONATE PILGRIM)

13. "Such was Catherine Morland at ten. At fifteen, appearances were mending; she began to curl her hair and long for balls"  - Jane Austen (NORTHANGAR ABBEY)
14. “She touched his organ, and from that bright epoch even it, the old companion of his happiest hours, incapable as he had thought of elevation, began a new defined existence.”  - Charles Dickens (MARTIN CHUZZLEWIT)
15. "The organ 'gins to swell; she's coming, she's coming! My lady comes at last."  - W.M. Thackeray (AT THE CHURCH GATE)

Friday, 9 March 2018

Is the politically correct censoring of classic fiction what the world really needs?

“There are forces at work in the book world that want to control fiction writing in terms of who “has a right” to write about that. Some even advocate the out and out censorship of older works using words we now deem wholly unacceptable. Some are critical of novels involving rape. Some argue that white novelists have no right to write about people of color; and Christians should not write novels involving Jews or topics involving Jews. I think all this is dangerous. I think we have to stand up for the freedom of fiction writers to write what they want to write no matter how offensive it might be to some one else.” – Anne Rice

Running a bookshop that is often frequented by young men and women is an extremely rewarding job.  Placing a copy of Shakespeare collected works, or  Catcher in the Rye , or On the Road in the hands of a hungry young mind for the first time in a world where reading and thinking have been sadly devalued makes going to work a pleasure.

Recently I have come into contact with a growing movement that seeks to censor classic works of fiction through a ‘Politically correct’ agenda, who react with horror and disgust at some of my recommendations.  Even now, it is becoming increasingly difficult to source some authors from our suppliers, among them legends like Hemingway, Mailer, Updike, Kerouac and even our own Behan.

“Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads.” - George Bernard Shaw

Two years ago American columnist Rebecca Solnit wrote a scathing attack on classic male authors of the 20th century in an article for Literary Hub called “80 books no woman should read.”  Solnit had taken issue with an earlier Esquire article called “80 books every man should read” and decided to launch an incredible attack on some of the 20th century’s literary heroes, some of whom she later admitted having never read.

“I just think some books are instructions on why women are dirt or hardly exist at all except as accessories or are inherently evil and empty,” Solnit wrote, “Or they’re instructions in the version of masculinity that means being unkind and unaware, that set of values that expands out into violence at home, in war, and by economic means.”

She then went on to rubbish and effectively call for censorship of books by Ernest Hemingway (a homophobic antisemitic misognynist), Norman Mailer (Wife stabber), William Burroughs (Wife shooter), Jack Kerouac, Charles Bukowski, Philip Roth, Saul Bellow, Vladimir Nabokov, Henry Miller and John Updike.  It is ironic that in an article decrying sexism, Solnit manages to be aggressively anti man in her article suggesting that the discussion of male emotions by male writers was “the worst kind of sentimental, because it’s deluded about itself in a way that, say, honestly emotional Dickens never was.”

Its unfortunate that people with thinly veiled political agendas find the confidence to speak on behalf of an entire gender and somehow interpret the works of great authors as being misogynistic or misanthropic, while ignoring obvious evidence to the contrary.  For example, Solnit criticises Nabokovs masterpiece, Lolita, as being blatantly anti female but ignores the fact that his wife Vera saved the novel from their fire after Nabokov tried to destroy it, or that she served as his editor and literary agent.
She also ignores the fact that the collective works of talented authors like Hemingway, Miller and Roth not only inspire men, but millions of women also.  The fact that Hemingway won the Noble Prize for Literature in 1954; Roth, Updike, Bellow and Mailer have won Pulitizer Prizes for Fiction; and that these authors frequently feature near the top of readers favourites lists should convince Solnit that the appeal of these writers is far more universal than she seems to realise.

“An attack upon our ability to tell stories is not just censorship - it is a crime against our nature as human beings.” - Salman Rushdie

There is no doubt that there are instances of sexism is some of these works as there is no ignoring the language of racism and xenophobia which pops up in many of the classics, from Dickens to Austen to Twain.  What’s worth remembering is the authors who wrote these great works were products of their environment and time.  That doesn’t mean that we cannot still read these works in awe of their brilliance.

The pc attack on authors who expressed sentiments of masculinity is a serious threat to modern literature.  It’s proponents would argue for the elimination of a string of world famous authors while praising the often soulless mass marketing of easy reader romance and thrillers.  They cannot be unaware that turning authors like Hemingway and Steinbeck into literary pariahs can only be the beginning of a devastating chain reaction.

 If we censor Kerouac, then we also have to ‘disappear’ Joyce, Heller, Twain and  .  If Jonathan Franzen has to go then so too do Junot Díaz, Roddy Doyle, Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk and John Irving.  If Hemingway must be judged on perceived sexism and not on literary talent, then so do Beckett, Tolstoy, TS Eliot and even the king himself, William Shakespeare.

Huxley and Orwell created two of literatures most enduring dystopian world’s in Brave New World and 1984, but in this new book censoring horror no one will ever read those works as both authors will be judged to have only ever created 2-dimensional female characters.  No Jack London.  No JRR Tolkien.  No Herman Melville.  No Joseph Conrad.  No Brendan Behan.  No Kurt Vonnegut.  No William Golding.  No Isaac Asimov.  No Philip K Dick.

This is the world that we are facing.  A world where every word written down by an author will be scrutinised for social error and, if found guilty, be sent to Orwells Room 101 for termination.  A world where EL James is praised as a feminist for writing bdsm porn while wonderful wordsmiths are hidden out of the reach of readers for fear that they might cause a gossip columnist offense.

Maybe Bukowski put it best when he said, “Censorship is the tool of those who have the need to hide actualities from themselves and from others. Their fear is only their inability to face what is real, and I can't vent any anger against them; I only feel this appalling sadness. Somewhere in their upbringing, they were shielded against the total facts of our existence.” 

Sunday, 4 March 2018

World Book Day

Last Thursday, while most of the country was snowed in, World Book Day occurred in Ireland, an annual day to promote reading, writing and copyright, and to particularly popularise books for children.  The event was launched by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) in 1995.


Officially UNESCO declared April 23rd World Book Day to coincide with the death anniversary of William Shakespeare and Miguel de Cervantes.  Several countries opted to change the date to best suit their own citizens including Ireland and the UK, who chose the first of March, and the USA, who chose the Sunday closest to the 26th of April.  Currently all United Nation member states observe World Book Day.

The main aim of World Book Day has now become the promotion of reading among children.  Studies have shown that children who read for pleasure are more likely to secure professional jobs in later life and less likely to suffer from depression.

Every child in full time education in this country is due to receive a book token.  Red Books will accept World Book Day Tokens this year again, offering €1.50 off any book bought with a token.

Thursday, 1 March 2018

Bookageddon:  The Greatest Literary Apocalypses

 “Robert Neville looked out over the new people of the earth. He knew he did not belong to them; he knew that, like the vampires, he was anathema and black terror to be destroyed. And, abruptly, the concept came, amusing to him even in his pain. ... Full circle. A new terror born in death, a new superstition entering the unassailable fortress of forever. I am legend.”  - I am legend

The shelves of supermarkets lay bare, the roads are empty and schools are closed.  Snowmaggedon has even closed Red Books.  Now might be a good time to discuss one of our favourite genres – post apocalyptic fiction, which has shot to mainstream popularity in recent years but has existed from the very beginning of writing.

The Epic of Gilgamesh (circa 2000-1500 BC) is the prototype of apocalyptic fiction, detailing an disaster of epic proportions – the flooding of the world.  Utnapishtim and his family are saved through the intervention of the god Ea, making them the first post apocalyptic heroes.  Similar stories are found later in the bible, with Noahs flood, in the Qur’an, where its Nūḥ who builds the ark and rebuilds humanity, and in the Hindu Dharmasastra where King Manu builds the ark after being informed of the coming deluge by Lord Vishnu.  Similar stories pop up in other religions so it’s no wonder that there is a hunger for such stories down through the ages.

In 1805, Le Dernier Homme (The Last Man) was published following the death of its author Jean-Baptiste Cousin de Grainville, becoming the first work of modern fiction to depict the end of the world and it’s aftermath.  Essentially a retelling of the book of Revelation, it follows Omegarus, the son of the last king of Europe and the last fertile man on a dying earth, and his attempts to get to the last fertile woman who lives in Brazil so that they can rebuild humanity.  Twenty one years later Mary Shelley, the creator of Frankenstein, wrote a novel with the same title following a man attempting to keep his family alive during a terrible plague.  Spoilers, he fails and becomes the titular last man.

Richard Jefferies, an English nature writer and advocate, wrote two short unpublished pieces from the 1870s describing social collapse after London is paralysed by freak winter conditions (Snowmaggedon?).  He kept many of the devices he invented for these stories and used them in his post apocalyptic masterpiece, After London, in 1885.  Britain has been ravished and depopulated by an unnamed disaster which has left the island to be retaken by nature and the few survivors to revert to a medieval existence.  Jefferies divided his book into two sections, the first beautifully describing how nature overcomes the remains of human civilisation through an account of a much later historian.  This may have been a secret fantasy of the ecologically minded writer.  The second reads as a now standard post apocalyptic adventure story where vile tyrants fight each other for power over the dispossessed.  This was completely original at the time and set the template for future classics from Mad Max to The Road.

The Scarlet Plague (1912) is Jack London’s take on the end of the world, set in San Francisco sixty years after a virus had wiped out most of the world’s population.  James Howard Smith, one of the few pre-plague era humans left alive recounts the events of the Red Death to his barbaric hunter gatherer grandsons, Edwin, Hoo-Hoo, and Hare-Lip.  This was arguably the first novel to deal with the psychological problems of survival where the living might indeed envy the dead.  The following year JD Bresford wrote “Goslings: A World of Women” describing a virus which wipes out all of Britain’s male population leaving behind a female led society.

The post second world war period and the cold war era became the golden age of post apocalyptic fiction.  Among the best were the following classics;

Earth Abides (1949).  American writer George R. Stewart tells the story of the fall of civilisation following the outbreak of killer disease.  Isherwood Williams emerges from isolation in the Sierra Nevada mountains to find almost everyone dead.  He travels across the ruins of America finding pockets of survivors before arriving home and meeting a woman called Emma.  They have children and attempt to establish a new society but find it impossible to preserve their way of life before the virus with so few survivors.

The Day of the Triffids (1951).  John Wyndham describes a world where the majority of people have been blinded by a meteor shower and are now at threat from an aggressive species of killer plants called Triffids.  Wyndham has been criticised in some quarters for creating the cosy catastrophe, which Brian Aldiss said, “The essence of cosy catastrophe is that the hero should have a pretty good time (a girl, free suites at the Savoy, automobiles for the taking) while everyone else is dying off."

On the beach (1957)  Nevil Shutes epic cold war disaster follows the crew of an American Submarine which heads for Australia following a devastating nuclear war.  They initially believe they are safe until they discover that a fall out cloud is heading south and that every humanity will become extinct in its wake.

Death of Grass (1956)  English author Samuel Youd wrote this cosy catastrophe under the pen name John Christopher.  After an experimental pesticide is used to control a wheat virus in Asia, a new mutated virus appears and infects the staple crops of West Asia and Europe such as wheat and barley—all of the grasses (thus the novel's title), engulfing the whole world in a famine.

I am Legend (1954)  American writer Richard Matheson was influential in the development of the zombie-vampire genre of fiction with this intense novel.  Robert Neville, the apparent sole survivor of a pandemic whose symptoms resemble vampirism, attempts to comprehend, research, and possibly cure the disease, to which he is immune.

Hothouse (1962)  Brian Aldiss's novel deals with a future earth which has one side constantly facing the sun (which is larger and hotter than it is at present) so it has become a veritable hothouse, where plants have filled almost all ecological niches.

The Drowned World (1963)  JG Ballard describes a terrifying future world where a rise in solar radiation has caused worldwide flooding and accelerated mutation of plants and animals.  Survivors live in a now tropical Artic circle.

“What did you do for them, Bone? Teach them to read and write? Help them rebuild, give them Christ, help restore a culture? Did you remember to warn them that it could never be Eden?” – A canticle for Leibowitz

In 1978 Stephen King wrote one of our favourite post apocalyptic novels, The Stand, which expands on his earlier short story, Night Surf, from 1969.  Telling the story of a particular group of survivors through the terrible events of a superflu, accidentally released from an army research base, and the rebuilding of society in two separate camps, Mother Abigails community of Christians at Boulder and the evil Randall Flaggs demonic army in Las Vegas.

David Brins 1985 novel The Postman tells the story of a drifter who stumbles across a letter carrier uniform of the United States Postal Service and pretends to be a representative of the Restored United States of America to gain access to survivor communities in post apocalyptic Oregon.  He accidentally inspires a new movement which goes up against a tyrannical army of survivalists.  José Saramago's 1995 novel Blindness tells the story of a city, and possibly world at large, in which a mass epidemic of blindness destroys the social fabric and brings about total anarchy.

In 2004 SM Stirling started the fantastical Emberverse series with the release of Dies the Fire, the first of fourteen novels to date set in a world where the ordinary laws of physics have altered preventing the use of electricity, gunpowder and mechanics.  Stirling painstakingly creates detailed societies existing under these new rules.

“When he woke in the woods in the dark and the cold of the night he'd reach out to touch the child sleeping beside him. Nights dark beyond darkness and the days more gray each one than what had gone before. Like the onset of some cold glaucoma dimming away the world.” – The Road

The Road is a 2006 critically acclaimed end of the world novel from Cormac McCarthy. In this Pulitizer prize winning novel, a father and his young son cross a landscape blasted by an unspecified cataclysm that has destroyed most of civilization, trying to avoid hunger, cannibals and other threats.

The twenty first century saw a huge revival in apocalyptic fiction, mainly through the Young Adult genre.  Among these new classics are Suzanne Collins Hunger Games Trilogy (2008-2010), James Dashners Maze Runner series (2009-2011) and Hugh Howeys Silo series (2011-2013).  Graphic novels have also been an excellent vehicle for these stories, including Robert Kirkmans The Walking Dead and Y-The Last Man.